Be sure to read all the way through & be sure to let me know how it turns out when you try these at home! :)
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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar, 4 large eggs, 1 cup nuts, 2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuero Tequila
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Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality {pour one level cup and drink}.
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Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
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Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl.
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Chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
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Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pryit loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geevsashit. Check the Jose Cuervo.
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Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
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Add one table.
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Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Deviled Eggs, my FAVORITE! :)
